Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
whens chip skylarks next tour
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How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?
— Virginia Woolf, from Selected Essays (via violentwavesofemotion)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
My kid’s first word better be swag or im disowning it
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One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
— Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)
